Six word novels
I’m not feeling particularly prolific at the moment; I can’t seem to eek out a insightful or even substantive sentence. But I still want to write: quite the conundrum. So I thought to myself, self I am forcing you to write. No, I said emphatically. But you must, I thought. Fine, I replied, I will write a piece of fiction, but it shall be the bare minimum of what is considered fiction. As such, here is my attempt at some six word novels. Six, in fact. It’s more elegant that way.
Don’t, said God. Do, said Satan.
Stole my girl. Killed his dog.
Speedy murderer arrested. Radar gun found.
Glass ceiling shatters; fatal bleeding ensues.
“I didn’t know she was gay.”
Think, said Satan. Obey, said God.
Here are some better ones. Please read mine first so that they don’t seem so limp in comparison.